{"product_id":"running-better-than-theater","title":"Running \u003e Theater","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny running t-shirt for runners who run on humor as much as miles. A lightweight, soft cotton graphic tee built for the back-of-pack crowd: slow runners, running moms, trail types, beginners, and anyone who shows up anyway. Forward is a pace.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe print is a clean, hand-drawn graphic that reads instantly across a room — no clutter, no gym-bro energy, just a deadpan joke a runner actually gets. Unisex relaxed crew-neck fit that layers under a jacket or wears alone for weekend errands, easy miles, and slow Sunday mornings.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMakes a low-effort, high-accuracy gift for the runner, coffee lover, or chronically caffeinated person in your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, 153 g\/m² (lightweight) — soft, breathable feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed elastic crew neckline with shoulder tape — holds shape, prevents stretching\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePearlized tear-away label for comfort; meets Oeko-Tex safety and environmental standards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG\/DTF print methods; washable and durable; EU 2-year warranty\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F) with similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach · Do not dry-clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low · Iron\/steam low heat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":50223094431996,"sku":"44437174760964175166","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":50223094464764,"sku":"29564648226885977695","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":50223094497532,"sku":"24185083291643574654","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":50223094530300,"sku":"15273195919365350791","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":50223094563068,"sku":"25451653558565947723","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":50223094595836,"sku":"49052664787644739819","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ S","offer_id":50223094628604,"sku":"38000160039453564258","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ S","offer_id":50223094661372,"sku":"27382798922227259307","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":50223094694140,"sku":"12094887090675691608","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":50223094726908,"sku":"10614011851191075878","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":50223094759676,"sku":"29230546036218665614","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":50223094792444,"sku":"33347353260769510718","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":50223094825212,"sku":"12996019657906524081","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":50223094857980,"sku":"20272661194716793076","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ M","offer_id":50223094890748,"sku":"17342141234221294539","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ M","offer_id":50223094923516,"sku":"12469600495526595453","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":50223094956284,"sku":"30321636357066264207","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":50223094989052,"sku":"50404797158739502503","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":50223095021820,"sku":"32617044420722711399","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":50223095054588,"sku":"26237979333389042953","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":50223095087356,"sku":"31742723479892347473","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":50223095120124,"sku":"14734657995540343325","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ L","offer_id":50223095152892,"sku":"13192916389945660887","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ L","offer_id":50223095185660,"sku":"24005390342910001032","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":50223095218428,"sku":"29030543082518030875","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":50223095251196,"sku":"30551998071999089112","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":50223095283964,"sku":"33446320057272193201","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":50223095316732,"sku":"11864913858717956063","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":50223095349500,"sku":"22787624687591373197","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":50223095382268,"sku":"13623331973095673590","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ XL","offer_id":50223095415036,"sku":"18814806368646629922","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":50223095447804,"sku":"11261752761827869094","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":50223095480572,"sku":"32623078170885810529","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":50223095513340,"sku":"16640438856169302179","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":50223095546108,"sku":"10627568110611358560","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":50223095578876,"sku":"12980837209206694945","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":50223095611644,"sku":"20839357223073474528","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":50223095644412,"sku":"63088422525284778086","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":50223095677180,"sku":"94730029994090306909","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":50223095709948,"sku":"20475059986074788879","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":50223095742716,"sku":"91966254517330756267","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":50223095775484,"sku":"27095770933818617336","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":50223095808252,"sku":"10722566484472381838","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":50223095841020,"sku":"13877278130641083584","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":50223095873788,"sku":"26083312969412580345","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":50223095906556,"sku":"28160627698397530966","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":50223095939324,"sku":"39082659054313655489","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":50223095972092,"sku":"20089592588462927441","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0722\/4505\/1644\/files\/running-theater-charcoal-bf3a7e8b-3d79-4f39-ba24-036e89c2a97b.webp?v=1784285954","url":"https:\/\/dopamiles.co\/products\/running-better-than-theater","provider":"Dopamiles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}