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I Just Be Fartin'

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Description
  • Gildan Softstyle 64000 — soft enough for recovery days, tough enough for race morning panic
  • Unisex fit — because suffering has no gender
  • 100% ring-spun cotton — breathes when your lungs won't
  • Light fabric — you'll barely feel it at mile 1. Mile 20 is a different story.
  • Runs true to size — no surprises, unlike mile 18
  • Made, packaged and shipped in the USA
Care

Treat it like your legs after a long run — with some basic respect.

  • ❄️ Cold water only — hot water is for post-race showers, not laundry
  • 🔄 Turn inside out — protect the graphic like you protect your finish line photo
  • 🧴 Gentle detergent — nothing harsh, your shirt has been through enough
  • 🩸 First wash may bleed a little — separate it, just like you separate your running shoes from your work life
  • 🌬️ Tumble dry low or hang dry — air drying is basically a recovery day for your shirt

A few more notes:

  • No bleach — it fades color faster than a bad training week
  • Skip the fabric softener — messes with the texture
  • Iron inside out on low heat — keep that graphic intact for race day bragging rights

The graphic lasts as long as your running habit does — treat it right.

What changed:

  • Stripped the "affirmation" and "faith" language completely — wrong brand
  • Every bullet now has a running-specific punchline
  • Kept all the practical info but wrapped in deadpan humor
  • Closing line mirrors your brand philosophy without being preachy
Shipping & returns

Shipping

We move faster than you at mile 1.

  • 📦 Orders ship within 7 days of purchase — we're not slow, we're just pacing ourselves
  • 📬 Delivery takes 2–5 days once shipped — faster than your marathon PR, probably
  • ⚖️ Shipping rates on some items are weight-based — the shirt is light, we promise

Returns

We want you to love it. If you don't, we'll make it right.

  • ✅ Something arrived damaged, defective or wrong? Full refund. No questions. That's on us.
  • 📅 You have 30 days from purchase to flag an issue — don't wait until mile 26 to speak up
  • 👕 Item must be unused and in original condition to be eligible
  • ❌ We don't accept returns just because you bonked and made an impulse purchase at 2am

Got a problem with your order? Email us at support@dopamiles.co and we'll sort it out faster than your GPS finds signal.

This policy may update occasionally — just like your training plan.

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Your niche favorites.

A small corner of the catalog for the back of the pack.

THE FABRIC

Built to be worn, not just bought.

Printed on Gildan 64000 Softstyle — ring-spun cotton soft enough to make it your everyday tee.

DOPAMILES TEE
DOPAMILES TEE THE CHEAP TEE
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THE CHEAP TEE
Genuinely softRing-spun softstyle cotton that feels good on from the first wear.
Stiff and scratchyCoarse cotton that never breaks in.
Holds its shapePreshrunk knit that stays true to size, wash after wash.
Shrinks weirdTight sleeves, short body, by wash two.
Print stays sharpSmooth, tight weave keeps the graphic crisp, not cracked.
Cracks and fadesRough fabric dulls the print fast.
Fits like you wantModern unisex cut. Not boxy, not clingy.
Boxy or just offOne shape, and it isn’t yours.
A tee you live inThe one you keep reaching for, day after day.
Lives in the donate pileWorn once. Maybe.

Soft enough for the couch. Good enough to be your favorite.

Two Slow Runners.

dopamiles is Billy and Soshi. We started at one mile in 2022 and somehow couldn't stop.

Every design comes from the runs, the coffee after, and the things we say to each other at mile three.

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Everyone Behind Them.

Turns out we weren't the only ones at the back of the pack.

The shirts found the slow runners, the parents, the beginners, the ones running to clear their heads — all showing up at their own pace.

This is who Dopamiles is really for. Everyone still out there, somewhere behind the leaders, going anyway.

Questions, answered.

Can't find what you're after? Email us — we reply within a day, usually faster.

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How does the fit run?

Unisex straight fit — true to size for most. If you're between sizes and like a little room, size up. Most women size down one for a fitted look.

What's the print like?

Direct-to-garment printing — the ink dyes the cotton instead of sitting on top of it. No plastic feel, no peeling, no cracking. Wash it however.

How long does shipping take?

Orders ship in 3–5 business days, printed-to-order. US delivery is typically 3–5 days after that.

What's the return policy?

30 days from delivery. No questions, no restocking fees.
Dopamiles covers return shipping on wrong items or defects.

Where do you ship from?

Printed-to-order through a small print partner network. Each tee is made when you order it — nothing sits in a warehouse
waiting.

Do you do wholesale or custom orders?

Run clubs and small running shops — email support@dopamiles.co and Dopamiles will see what makes sense. Custom one-off designs aren't open right now.